Date: 2016/07/15 10:37:42 UTC-07:00
Type: Denizen Script
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RDM_Version:
type: version
name: RandomDeathMessages
id: 36
description: Picks a random message that suits the reason of your death.
version: 2
# Random Death Messages
#
# Written by Mwthorn
#
# This script overrides the normal death messages with some more interresting and fun messages.
# Can be expandable for other deaths and more random messages.
# If you have some good death messages, write to me in IRC and I might add them next version.
#
# Do note the death-reasons are in a specific order, this is because it checks for any specefic mobs before it checks for "players" because they are technical mobs too :P
#
# Thank You credits:
# - Carisus
# - BlackCoyote
#
# TODO:
# - Add further deaths while player does anoher action (died while doing something)
RDM_Events:
type: world
debug: true
events:
on system time hourly:
- webget "http://morphanone.space/webizen.aspx/tracker?script=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[id]>&version=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[version]>"
on player death:
- choose "<context.message>":
- case "<player.name> died":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> died to something"
- determine "<player.name> had an unknown death"
- determine "<player.name> somehow died"
- determine "<player.name> suddenly died"
- determine "<player.name> must have died to something"
#- determine "HAHAHA <player.name> is a deskchair!"
# Used for testing... left if there cause it was the first one :P
}
- case "<player.name> fell out of the world":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> might have fallen into the void"
- determine "<player.name> had its legacy in the void"
- determine "<player.name> took a peak into the fourth dimension"
- determine "<player.name> tried to see what was under the world"
- determine "<player.name> discovered there was nothing to see under the world"
- determine "<player.name> now knows you can<&sq>t build a house under the world"
- determine "<player.name> found out the void has nothing in it"
- determine "<player.name> just voided there warranty"
}
- case "<player.name> fell from a high place":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> fell of cliff"
- determine "<player.name> did not just break a leg"
- determine "<player.name> did not bring a parachute"
- determine "<player.name> tried to fly like a bird"
- determine "<player.name> was on its way to hell"
- determine "<player.name> underestimated gravity"
}
- case "<player.name> hit the ground too hard":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> did not even care"
- determine "<player.name> did not land properly"
- determine "<player.name> tripped over and fell"
- determine "<player.name> forgot to tuck and roll"
}
- case "<player.name> suffocated in a wall":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> thought it was 9 3/4"
- determine "<player.name> tried to be a block"
- determine "<player.name> was squashed by a block"
- determine "<player.name> tried to wanabe a worm"
- determine "<player.name> forgot to look out for gravel"
- determine "<player.name> wanted to see what the inside of a block looked like"
}
- case "<player.name> drowned":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> tried to be a fish"
- determine "<player.name> became seaweed"
- determine "<player.name> could not breathe underwater"
- determine "<player.name> forgot a divingsuit"
}
- case "<player.name> burned to death":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> could not find water"
- determine "<player.name> got burnt out"
- determine "<player.name> was on fire"
- determine "<player.name> was flamed on"
- determine "<player.name> became a burning player"
}
- case "<player.name> blew up":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> thought it was cake"
- determine "<player.name> was blown to pieces"
- determine "<player.name> stood too close to an explosion"
}
- case "<player.name> tried to swim in lava":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> became obsidian"
- determine "<player.name> tried to swim out of the lava"
- determine "<player.name> had a hot bath"
}
- case "<player.name> went up in flames":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> had a blast of fire"
- determine "<player.name> stood still in the fire"
- determine "<player.name> was cooked too long"
- determine "<player.name> could not take the heat"
}
- case "<player.name> withered away":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> withered into the abyss"
- determine "<player.name> withered into the universe"
- determine "<player.name> withered out of this world"
}
- case "<player.name> starved to death":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> ate itself"
- determine "<player.name> was now no longer hungry"
- determine "<player.name> could not find any food"
- determine "<player.name> sucks at Minecraft"
}
- case "<player.name> was killed by magic":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> turned to stone"
- determine "<player.name> was magically killed"
- determine "<player.name> was consumed by magic"
}
- case "<player.name> was pricked to death":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> hugged a cactus"
- determine "<player.name> was stung to death by a deadly cactus"
- determine "<player.name> stood on a cactus"
- determine "<player.name> was stabed to death by an angry plant"
}
- case "<player.name> fell off ladder":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> looked down"
- determine "<player.name> missed a rung"
- determine "<player.name> was drunk while climbing a ladder"
}
- case "<player.name> fell off some vines":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was swinging like Tarzan, <&quo>was<&quo> swinging like Tarzan"
}
- case "<player.name> fell out of the water":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> found the bottom of the water"
- determine "<player.name> tried to swim into the air"
- determine "<player.name> didn<&sq>t know water had a bottom"
}
- case "<player.name> was squashed by a falling anvil":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> had an anvil fall on their head"
- determine "<player.name> tried to wear an anvil as a hat"
- determine "<player.name> forgot anvils are affected by gravity"
}
- case "<player.name> fell into a patch of fire":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> fell on some fire"
- determine "<player.name> is wondering where that fire came from"
- determine "<player.name> wanted to see if fire was hot"
}
- case "<player.name> fell into a patch of cacti":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> jumped on some cacti"
- determine "<player.name> didn<&sq>t look before he jumped"
- determine "<player.name> fell on a plant with knives sticking out of it"
}
- case "<player.name> was struck by lightning":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> discovered electricity"
- determine "<player.name> was killed by mother nature"
- determine "<player.name> thought playing in the rain was a grand idea"
- determine "<player.name> didn<&sq> see the lightning coming"
}
# Killed by mobs
- case "<player.name> was fireballed by Blaze":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was sprayed by Blaze"
- determine "<player.name> got burnt by Blaze"
- determine "<player.name> were hit hot by Blaze"
}
- case "<player.name> was fireballed by Ghast":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was sprayed by Ghast"
- determine "<player.name> got burnt by Ghast"
- determine "<player.name> were hit hot by Ghast"
}
- case "<player.name> was blown up by Creeper":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> did not hear the SSSsss from Creeper"
- determine "<player.name> tried to hug a Creeper"
- determine "<player.name> became gunpowder with Creeper"
- determine "<player.name> was allahu akbar<&sq>ed by Creeper"
- determine "<player.name> was fragged by Creeper"
}
# Shot by (Something)
- case "<player.name> was shot by Skeleton":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was sniped by Skeleton"
- determine "<player.name> was no-scoped by Skeleton"
- determine "<player.name> took an arrow by Skeleton"
}
- case "<player.name> was shot by Arrow":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> got trapped with a Dispenser"
- determine "<player.name> was no-scoped by a Dispenser"
- determine "<player.name> activated a trap and died"
}
# Players are always last checked (Shot by)
- case "<player.name> was shot by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was head-shotted by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got assasinated by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> did not see the arrow from <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> had too many shots from <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got quick-scoped by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
}
# Slain by (something)
- case "<player.name> was slain by Zombie Pigman":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> made a mistake by attacking Zombie Pigman"
- determine "<player.name> accidentely attacked Zombie Pigman"
- determine "<player.name> disturbed a Zombie Pigman"
}
- case "<player.name> was slain by Zombie":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was ambushed by Zombie"
- determine "<player.name>'s brain was eaten by Zombie"
- determine "<player.name> were overun by Zombie"
}
- case "<player.name> was slain by Enderman":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was teleported away by an Enderman"
- determine "<player.name> had been taken to the void"
- determine "<player.name> looked at an Enderman"
- determine "<player.name> stared to much at an Enderman"
- determine "<player.name> looked upon the face of slender and met its ender"
}
# Players are always last checked (Slain by)
- case "<player.name> was slain by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was crushed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was slished by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> has fallen to <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was spiltted by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> has been cut off by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got wrecked by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got dominated by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was overwhelmed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> had a fight by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> tried to fight by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got owned by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> got rekt<&sq>ed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was GG<&sq>ed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was rejected by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was executed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name> was pwned by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
}
- case "<player.name> got finished off by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
- random {
- determine "<player.name> was shutdown by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
- determine "<player.name><&sq>s head was claimed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
}
# If the death is unknown. Display the normal message instead.
# Use <context.cause> and <player.name> to debug the message.
# Also check out http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Health#Death_messages
- default:
- determine "<context.message>"