Paste #23362: BungeeMOTD

Date: 2015/12/03 02:20:16 UTC-08:00
Type: Denizen Script

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BungeeMOTD_Events:
    type: world
    events:
        on player join:
        - if <server.has_flag[<player.ip.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>].not> {
            - flag server <player.ip.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>:<player>
            ## <el@element.before[<element>]>
            - narrate "<player.ip.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>"
            - narrate "<server.flag[<player.ip.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>]>"
        }
        else {
            - narrate "Already has <player.ip.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>"
        }

        on proxy server list ping:
        - narrate "<context.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>"
        - determine "MOTD:<context.motd> <proc[MOTD_Denizen].context[<context.address.after[/].before[<&co>]>]>"

MOTD_Denizen:
    type: procedure
    definitions: ip
    script:
    - determine "<&e>Survival reset comming soon..."
    # - if <server.has_flag[<def[ip]>]>
    # - determine "Castle Raid!?"
    # - determine "Have fun!"
    # - determine "I see the player you mean, %player."
    # - determine "Control the DJ Room in creative!"
    # - determine "Suggest your minigame!"
    # - determine "Testing... Testing..."
    # - determine "༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ"
    # - determine "Hey there! You look cute!"
    # - determine "ThornMusicPlayer!"
    # - determine "Witness the end!"
    # - determine "I wanna be the very best!"
    # - determine "A Minecraft Server"
    # - determine "This is not even my final form!"
    # - determine "All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..."
    # - determine "Praise lord helix!"
    # - determine "DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU"
    # - determine "My Reggie is body!"
    # - determine "Will you be back?"
    # - determine "You have not seen the last of me!"
    # - determine "Prepare youselves!"
    # - determine "Ult on sight!"
    # - determine "Your majesty."
    # - determine "by Mwthorn"
    # - determine "Power up ???_???¦"
    # - determine "Ready for action!"
    # - determine "WorldEdit for everyone in Creative!"
    # - determine "100x100 creative plots!"
    # - determine "Import schematics to your creative plot!"
    # - determine "Chess in minigames!"
    # - determine "Checkers in minigames!"
    # - determine "Mario Kart in minigames!"
    # - determine "Beat the AI in Chess!"
    # - determine "Over 90+ Note block songs!"
    # - determine "Take your time."
    # - determine "Ask Away!"
    # - determine "Global chat!"
    # - determine "Did you read the whole book?"
    # - determine "I haz no a bukkit"
    # - determine "Create your maps and upload them!"
    # - determine "All the cake is gone."
    # - determine "Greetings, Commander %player."
    # - determine "Cant tell if its roleplaying or real..."
    # - determine "Fan Fiction!"
    # - determine "Mai Boi!"
    # - determine "No Factions!?"
    # - determine "Do you even = 3"
    # - determine "Make your custom items!"
    # - determine "if (Player == %player) do Join"
    # - determine "Skyblock with challenges!"
    # - determine "DCMA sucks!"
    # - determine "ÆØÅ"
    # - determine "Good work, %player."
    # - determine "Send us feedback!"
    # - determine "Does this sound familiar"
    # - determine "Share the IP!"
    # - determine "Do you mind if you vote?"
    # - determine "Hosted at private!"
    # - determine "Break the laws of gravity!"
    # - determine "GG WP Ezi-Life-dot-com"
    # - determine "Ask anything! Ask Away!"
    # - determine "%player %player %player!"
    # - determine "May the blocks be with you."
    # - determine "Wake up. Time to Mine!"
    # - determine "Incase you did not know..."
    # - determine "Useless information is useless."
    # - determine "This scene does not contain a lapdance."
    # - determine "Mark my words..."
    # - determine "Fire!"
    # - determine "Clear the way for %player!"
    # - determine "Where is the joke in this line?"
    # - determine "Invalid errors and bugs."
    # - determine "Press Space to jump! (by default)"
    # - determine "Great... you again... %player"
    # - determine "Stay friendly!"
    # - determine "If you hit a wall, hit it hard!"
    # - determine "Take it easy."
    # - determine "Make a racetrack?"
    # - determine "Create an adventure map?"
    # - determine "And the winner is... %player! #JK"
    # - determine "Do not hax. Me no like dat."
    # - determine "Badmin!"
    # - determine "What is your favorite color/colour?"
    # - determine "Red! Green! Purple! Yellow! Google..."
    # - determine "Buzz Sound!"
    # - determine "Does anyone even read this motd?"
    # - determine "Choose your Character!"
    # - determine "May the force of force be with you."
    # - determine "Did you just read me? Get it? Readme?"
    # - determine "SORRY! MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN!"
    # - determine "I have been eager to ask you this."
    # - determine "Do not try to test my patience."
    # - determine "How is that even possible!?"
    # - determine "Deal with it!"
    # - determine "Lost into a stray of thoughts..."
    # - determine "Team XXX1337Tank360Scopers420BlazeIt8/8M8Spooky9MeXXX#ItsAllKyogreN0"
    # - determine "..."
    # - determine "Sometimes... It came down from the sky."
    # - determine "Take that you!"
    # - determine "Hmm... what could it be?"
    # - determine "There is nothing to be worried about."
    # - determine "I heard you like mudkepz!?"
    # - determine "Massive zombie attacks and NPC defenses!"
    # - determine "And then a thing fell there."
    # - determine "Huh? You wanted me to say something?"
    # - determine "Google is a verb! How!?"
    # - determine "I believe you forgot to plug it in."
    # - determine "Raise your (!!!!!!)" 
    # - determine "Take your own chill pill!"
    # - determine "Where is the staff when you need them?" 
    # - determine "Somewhere far far away..."
    # - determine "Icosagon!"
    # - determine "Hax yourself for a VAC-ation"
    # - determine "This right here... should be an MOTD. But its not."
    # - determine "Hello? Anyone there?"
    # - determine "Looks like I just got... refreshed!"
    # - determine "Yo. Stay friendly dude."
    # - determine "I could really go for a pizza."
    # - determine "Pause yourself boy."
    # - determine "I think we should give a moment for %player..."
    # - determine "If some say your good and some say your evil. Are you then evil?"
    # - determine "Rules are over-rated."
    # - determine "I have pulled off 19."
    # - determine "Do something!"
    # - determine "Meh"
    # - determine "You better re-think your strategy mate!"
    # - determine "Your shadow always stays in the dark."
    # - determine "Oh hello! Can we play something?"