BungeeMOTD_Events: type: world events: on player join: - if ]>].not> { - flag server ]>: ## ]> - narrate "]>" - narrate "]>]>" } else { - narrate "Already has ]>" } on proxy server list ping: - narrate "]>" - determine "MOTD: ]>]>" MOTD_Denizen: type: procedure definitions: ip script: - determine "<&e>Survival reset comming soon..." # - if ]> # - determine "Castle Raid!?" # - determine "Have fun!" # - determine "I see the player you mean, %player." # - determine "Control the DJ Room in creative!" # - determine "Suggest your minigame!" # - determine "Testing... Testing..." # - determine "༼ つ â—•_â—• ༽つ" # - determine "Hey there! You look cute!" # - determine "ThornMusicPlayer!" # - determine "Witness the end!" # - determine "I wanna be the very best!" # - determine "A Minecraft Server" # - determine "This is not even my final form!" # - determine "All dreams are but another reality. Never forget..." # - determine "Praise lord helix!" # - determine "DUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDUDU" # - determine "My Reggie is body!" # - determine "Will you be back?" # - determine "You have not seen the last of me!" # - determine "Prepare youselves!" # - determine "Ult on sight!" # - determine "Your majesty." # - determine "by Mwthorn" # - determine "Power up ???_???¦" # - determine "Ready for action!" # - determine "WorldEdit for everyone in Creative!" # - determine "100x100 creative plots!" # - determine "Import schematics to your creative plot!" # - determine "Chess in minigames!" # - determine "Checkers in minigames!" # - determine "Mario Kart in minigames!" # - determine "Beat the AI in Chess!" # - determine "Over 90+ Note block songs!" # - determine "Take your time." # - determine "Ask Away!" # - determine "Global chat!" # - determine "Did you read the whole book?" # - determine "I haz no a bukkit" # - determine "Create your maps and upload them!" # - determine "All the cake is gone." # - determine "Greetings, Commander %player." # - determine "Cant tell if its roleplaying or real..." # - determine "Fan Fiction!" # - determine "Mai Boi!" # - determine "No Factions!?" # - determine "Do you even = 3" # - determine "Make your custom items!" # - determine "if (Player == %player) do Join" # - determine "Skyblock with challenges!" # - determine "DCMA sucks!" # - determine "ÆØÅ" # - determine "Good work, %player." # - determine "Send us feedback!" # - determine "Does this sound familiar" # - determine "Share the IP!" # - determine "Do you mind if you vote?" # - determine "Hosted at private!" # - determine "Break the laws of gravity!" # - determine "GG WP Ezi-Life-dot-com" # - determine "Ask anything! Ask Away!" # - determine "%player %player %player!" # - determine "May the blocks be with you." # - determine "Wake up. Time to Mine!" # - determine "Incase you did not know..." # - determine "Useless information is useless." # - determine "This scene does not contain a lapdance." # - determine "Mark my words..." # - determine "Fire!" # - determine "Clear the way for %player!" # - determine "Where is the joke in this line?" # - determine "Invalid errors and bugs." # - determine "Press Space to jump! (by default)" # - determine "Great... you again... %player" # - determine "Stay friendly!" # - determine "If you hit a wall, hit it hard!" # - determine "Take it easy." # - determine "Make a racetrack?" # - determine "Create an adventure map?" # - determine "And the winner is... %player! #JK" # - determine "Do not hax. Me no like dat." # - determine "Badmin!" # - determine "What is your favorite color/colour?" # - determine "Red! Green! Purple! Yellow! Google..." # - determine "Buzz Sound!" # - determine "Does anyone even read this motd?" # - determine "Choose your Character!" # - determine "May the force of force be with you." # - determine "Did you just read me? Get it? Readme?" # - determine "SORRY! MY CAPSLOCK IS BROKEN!" # - determine "I have been eager to ask you this." # - determine "Do not try to test my patience." # - determine "How is that even possible!?" # - determine "Deal with it!" # - determine "Lost into a stray of thoughts..." # - determine "Team XXX1337Tank360Scopers420BlazeIt8/8M8Spooky9MeXXX#ItsAllKyogreN0" # - determine "..." # - determine "Sometimes... It came down from the sky." # - determine "Take that you!" # - determine "Hmm... what could it be?" # - determine "There is nothing to be worried about." # - determine "I heard you like mudkepz!?" # - determine "Massive zombie attacks and NPC defenses!" # - determine "And then a thing fell there." # - determine "Huh? You wanted me to say something?" # - determine "Google is a verb! How!?" # - determine "I believe you forgot to plug it in." # - determine "Raise your (!!!!!!)" # - determine "Take your own chill pill!" # - determine "Where is the staff when you need them?" # - determine "Somewhere far far away..." # - determine "Icosagon!" # - determine "Hax yourself for a VAC-ation" # - determine "This right here... should be an MOTD. But its not." # - determine "Hello? Anyone there?" # - determine "Looks like I just got... refreshed!" # - determine "Yo. Stay friendly dude." # - determine "I could really go for a pizza." # - determine "Pause yourself boy." # - determine "I think we should give a moment for %player..." # - determine "If some say your good and some say your evil. Are you then evil?" # - determine "Rules are over-rated." # - determine "I have pulled off 19." # - determine "Do something!" # - determine "Meh" # - determine "You better re-think your strategy mate!" # - determine "Your shadow always stays in the dark." # - determine "Oh hello! Can we play something?"