Date: 2014/04/06 15:09:16 UTC-07:00
Type: Denizen Script
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Lines:
- "Hey! What's that off the starboard side?"
#Random
- "Ye better not be pulling meh leg, last time you did I didn't have one aye-ny-more!"
- "Ye scurvy dog! I gave you the order to keep doin' your duties! I dont remember giving you permission to gawk!"
- "Is our sister ship hoisting the she-leg flag again!? I love that flag cause it reminds me of the time..."
#random
- "Sir there is something sticking to the hull of the other ship!"
- "Did someone order a purple seastar?"
- "Capt'n Peg-Leg must of shorted 'insert-pub-wench-name-here' cause it looks like shes comming for her money!"
#random
- "We shall first see what happens. we cannot attack till we know if this is really a threat."
- "They can handle some LGBT griefers."
#LGBT is an acro for Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people.
- "Looks a little slimy, I remember back when Capt'n Peg-Leg destroyed General Slimeys ship, if he can destroy the scourge of piraes he can handle, a little purple goo."
#random
- "That is no little monster! That one is a giant squid!"
- "That is a giant squid! <n@154.name> get us out of here!!!"
- "!!! GIANT SQUID!!!"
- "Squibbles de Bibbles! I hate kalimari!"
#random
- "NO We must attack!!! <n@154.name> bring us up to their ship within cannon range!"
- "<n@154.name>, bring us port-side de beast! I want some flamin-squid for my breakfast, and some kalamri oil to swab my decks and light my lamps!"
- "I knew there was a beast of the sea! Men! Lets make our selves a legend those land-lovers will never forget!"
- "Scotty! More speed from the sails!"
#
- "Sir they are going too fast i cant catch up!"
- "Their ship out-paces our own!"
- "The sails cant give you more speed!"
# random
- "Sir, their ship! Its twisting!"
- "Sir their mainsail! its snapped!"
- "... Did you hear that!? Their ship is giving away!"
- "... you hear wood splitting ..."
- "Their mast is going down!"
#random
- "We must kill that monster!"
- "I want squid for my breakfast!"
#random
- "Sir we lost our other ship!! it is sinking!"
- "...!Thier ship!... its going down!"
- "Their ship is taking on water!"
- "No! %random_ship_name%!"
#random
- "Sir with all due respect we must leave this area at once! that thing could come after us!"
- "Me must flee before were the next snack!"
- "I don't want to go down too!"
- "Sir, might I suggest that we let the squid eat our friends and comrades while we escape?"
- "I don't want to die too!"
#random
- "We cannot leave till we get our supplies from that ship!!"
- "Our objective is to destroy and salvage! We will not leave it behind!"
- "Our mission is that downed ship. We stay and fight!"
#random
- "Our supplies will be lost if we don't get out of here!!"
- "To fight a monster and die a hero? Or to sail to safety and live a coward? I prefer living to dying!"
#
- "OHH NO!!! port side! here he comes!"
- "Here comes our destroyer!"
- "I don't want to be eatten by that thing!"
#random
- "BATTLESTATIONS EVERYONE!!!"
- "Too late to run! We can do nothing and die, or fight for a chance to live! I will fight!"
- "We will fight and live! Man those cannons! Draw your swords! Live everyone! Live!"
#random
- "<player.name> get to the cannonroom and command those men to fire the cannons!"
- "<player.name>, you have a stable head, your ordered to get those bafoons down there to fie on the squid!"
- "<player.name> fire those cannons into the tendrils of that beast! Give my men direction!"
- "<player.name>, you can die today, or die when your old! Give that purple dinosaur some sulfur and sand to eat!"
# random
- "Attack the arms kill off those tentacles"
- "Today we will be knows as those who drew sea monster blood! Wet your blade with the vile ooze that gives that thing life!"
- "<player.name> Your objective is to fix my meal! I hope your sword is sharp."
- "I like my squid small. <player.name> Fix that for me!"
- "Lets storm the beast!"
- "It may take our lives but it will not have our freedom! <player.name> see to that!"
- "No one gets left behind! <player.name> when you kick its but, gets its name for me."
- "We lost one ship today! We will not loose a second!"
- "<player.name> today this day serve me! I desire seafood!"