Paste #3237: CalicoKid Lines

Date: 2014/04/06 15:09:16 UTC-07:00
Type: Denizen Script

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Lines:
        - "Hey! What's that off the starboard side?"
        #Random
        - "Ye better not be pulling meh leg, last time you did I didn't have one aye-ny-more!"
        - "Ye scurvy dog! I gave you the order to keep doin' your duties! I dont remember giving you permission to gawk!"
        - "Is our sister ship hoisting the she-leg flag again!? I love that flag cause it reminds me of the time..."

        #random
        - "Sir there is something sticking to the hull of the other ship!"
        - "Did someone order a purple seastar?"
        - "Capt'n Peg-Leg must of shorted 'insert-pub-wench-name-here' cause it looks like shes comming for her money!"

        #random
        - "We shall first see what happens. we cannot attack till we know if this is really a threat."
        - "They can handle some LGBT griefers."
        #LGBT is an acro for Lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender people.
        - "Looks a little slimy, I remember back when Capt'n Peg-Leg destroyed General Slimeys ship, if he can destroy the scourge of piraes he can handle, a little purple goo."

        #random
        - "That is no little monster! That one is a giant squid!"
        - "That is a giant squid! <n@154.name> get us out of here!!!"
        - "!!! GIANT SQUID!!!"
        - "Squibbles de Bibbles! I hate kalimari!"

        #random 
        - "NO We must attack!!! <n@154.name> bring us up to their ship within cannon range!"
        - "<n@154.name>, bring us port-side de beast! I want some flamin-squid for my breakfast, and some kalamri oil to swab my decks and light my lamps!"
        - "I knew there was a beast of the sea! Men! Lets make our selves a legend those land-lovers will never forget!"
        - "Scotty! More speed from the sails!"

        #
        - "Sir they are going too fast i cant catch up!"
        - "Their ship out-paces our own!"
        - "The sails cant give you more speed!"

        # random
        - "Sir, their ship! Its twisting!"
        - "Sir their mainsail! its snapped!"
        - "... Did you hear that!? Their ship is giving away!"
        - "... you hear wood splitting ..."
        - "Their mast is going down!"

        #random
        - "We must kill that monster!"
        - "I want squid for my breakfast!"

        #random
        - "Sir we lost our other ship!! it is sinking!"
        - "...!Thier ship!... its going down!"
        - "Their ship is taking on water!"
        - "No! %random_ship_name%!"

        #random
        - "Sir with all due respect we must leave this area at once! that thing could come after us!"
        - "Me must flee before were the next snack!"
        - "I don't want to go down too!"
        - "Sir, might I suggest that we let the squid eat our friends and comrades while we escape?"
        - "I don't want to die too!"

        #random
        - "We cannot leave till we get our supplies from that ship!!"
        - "Our objective is to destroy and salvage! We will not leave it behind!"
        - "Our mission is that downed ship. We stay and fight!"

        #random
        - "Our supplies will be lost if we don't get out of here!!"
        - "To fight a monster and die a hero? Or to sail to safety and live a coward? I prefer living to dying!"

        #
        - "OHH NO!!! port side! here he comes!"
        - "Here comes our destroyer!"
        - "I don't want to be eatten by that thing!"

        #random
        - "BATTLESTATIONS EVERYONE!!!"
        - "Too late to run! We can do nothing and die, or fight for a chance to live! I will fight!"
        - "We will fight and live! Man those cannons! Draw your swords! Live everyone! Live!"

        #random
        - "<player.name> get to the cannonroom and command those men to fire the cannons!"
        - "<player.name>, you have a stable head, your ordered to get those bafoons down there to fie on the squid!"
        - "<player.name> fire those cannons into the tendrils of that beast! Give my men direction!"
        - "<player.name>, you can die today, or die when your old! Give that purple dinosaur some sulfur and sand to eat!"

        # random
        - "Attack the arms kill off those tentacles"
        - "Today we will be knows as those who drew sea monster blood! Wet your blade with the vile ooze that gives that thing life!"
        - "<player.name> Your objective is to fix my meal! I hope your sword is sharp."
        - "I like my squid small. <player.name> Fix that for me!"
        - "Lets storm the beast!"
        - "It may take our lives but it will not have our freedom! <player.name> see to that!"
        - "No one gets left behind! <player.name> when you kick its but, gets its name for me."
        - "We lost one ship today! We will not loose a second!"
        - "<player.name> today this day serve me! I desire seafood!"