Date: 2016/07/23 20:21:18 UTC-07:00
Type: Denizen Script
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denizzlin_command:
type: command
name: denizzlin
debug: false
description: Denizzles your denizzlins!
usage: /denizzlin
script:
- if <player.has_flag[denizzle]> {
- flag player denizzle:!
- narrate "<&c>Off!"
}
else {
- flag player denizzle
- narrate "<&2>On!"
}
denizzle:
type: procedure
debug: false
prefixes:
- yo so
- hey yo
- what up
- I ain't no dancer but uh
- dis dawg says
- well I ain't never but uh
- Yo listen up
suffixes:
- ... aight?
- mkay?
- aight?
- Get dat?
- ya feel?
- ya feel me?
- GOT IT?
- Make sense mah dawg?
- got it straight?
data:
the: da
what: wOT
my: mah
you: u
are: r
i: me
three: tree
3: tree
to: 2
two: tooo
2: too
hey: hAAYYY
up: UP
down: on dis floor here
get: git
go: git
guy: '"The Guy."'
done: dun
isnt: aint
"isn't": aint
thing: thang
hello: what be crackin
goodbye: OUT
bye: PEACE
good: bOMB
stuff: sheeet
alright: aight
sellin: dealin
selling: dealing
sell: deal
how: wot
why: for wot
yo: WHAT IS CRACKALACKING
sup: Dawgs guezz wut
friend: dawg
person: dawg
other: not dis da but uh that one
stop: stahp
no: naaahh
yes: YUPYUP
sure: shizzle
for: fo
because: cuz
that: dat
it: dis
this: dis
its: dis be
straight: strizzle
real: rizzle
frank: rick
luthien: lady medginton
art: all dat fancy lookin shiz
shit: shiz
fuck: duck
ass: donkeh
donkey: donkehhh
cunt: australian friend
nig: friend
nigger: black friend
butt: da back end of a female
butthole: da cRACK sON
dick: pickle
penis: pickle
cock: pickle
player: friend
npc: non playa-hatin karrot
playable: playa-hating
character: karrot
gold: shiny stuff
diamond: shiny ASF stufz
iron: bitta shiny stuff
golds: shiny stuff
diamonds: shiny ASF stufz
irons: bitta shiny stuff
ore: shine
ores: shinies
drugs: candy
candy: drugs
victims: children
targets: children
victim: child
target: child
kid: chiiiiiiiillld
hell: AWwww heeellll
heck: o no
darn: dawg wut?
dang: wow no
darnit: flippity
rip: This Dawg Needsa Be Restin In no Pieces
peace: pieces
pieces: peaces
rest: rap
rap: sing the holy musical stylins
lord: DA SWEET LAWRDY JESUS
jesus: OH YES MAH LAWRD
god: HIM WOT BE ABOVE US ALLLLL SON
bible: DA GUD BOOK
christ: YES PLEASE OUR GOOD LORD YES
please: pl0x
satan: HELLLLLLLLLL NAH I AiN'T TALKIN BOUT NO DEBBIL
devil: DEBBIIILLLL
voldemort: he who must not be named
angel: space demons
demon: land angels
angels: space demon
demons: land angel
book: the thing wot with words in it
heaven: spaceland
fag: friendly friend
faggot: friendliest friend
lucifer: his holiness below
silver: shiny
cipher: noob
noob: n00bz0rs
daddy: OH DADDEH YES
ho: horse
evil: darkness of the lord
love: evil backwards
muslim: durn torrirsts
boy: boi
girl: LADIES
lady: LADIES
weed: marry-jew-wanna
crack: crack cocaine, no sir mr officer sir
fuckbuddy: white friend
fuckbuddies: white friends
bitch: bee-yotch
witch: wee-yotch
prick: pinnacle
name: Sticka
gun: strap
nameplate: sticka
nick: sticka
roleplay: erotic roleplay
rp: ERP
is: was
was: is
going: dancin
bed: sleepy hole
lol: I be laughing lika a MOTHAflippa
killed: popped
kill: pop
lmao: I laugh so hard I broke my spine
lmfao: i laugh dawg
fuckboy: NERD
money: dead pres'dents
slang: schlong
schlong: sticka
pussy: kitty
pussies: kitties
ha: HAHAHAHA
haha: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
hahaha: Ha. Meh.
hahahaha: MEH!
hahahahaha: MEH!!!!
rofl: I laugh like a broke as beyotch
help: dance
helping: dancing
hard: HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE
so: sooooyyyy
dead: broked
cash: dead preddits
shoot: launch a rocket at
head: the thing on top
man: triggerboi
crazy: cray-cray
crazies: CRAY BOIS
pvp: STEP UP
fight: STEP UP AN
an: a
a: an
today: 2day
yesterday: da day b4
before: b4
yes: YEAAAHH
brother: bruh
bruh: brothaaa
cocaine: TEH GOOD SHEITSS
officer: ociffer
police: coppa
cop: pig
pig: coppa
best: beast
beast: wiiiild
wild: craaaaay
sheep: all dem chillens wot be runnin around
piglet: Tiny thing
baby: bae
villager: people wot deal em candy
raid: drive-by
drive: droove
by: biii
grass: weed
stone: I'M SO STONED
bedrock: solid asf stuff
tree: mah deek
guard: solja boi
guardian: solja boy
solider: solja boii
ender: fartha
enderman: distant boi
enderdragon: flappin nonsense from space yo
nether: heeeeellllll nah
dragon: space flappa
creeper: dude in a van yo
vampire: blood-sucka
dream: darkness
dreams: darkness
sir: dawg listen here I got nothing against ya but y'all ain't be no "sir" mkay?
troll: rollin' rollin' rollin' on dis railroad yo
trollin: gang bangin'
trolling: TRALALALALALALA
trolls: them peeps wot dance for no gud
those: them
ichebod: DA LORD
ichabode: HOUSIN
kys: kiss me
yourself: yoouuuuu
shitting: droppin loads
shittin: dropping loads
shitin: drop dem loads
shiting: dropin loads
fucking: dancin
fuckin: danciNG
okay: yo LISTEN UP
great: grATE
things: thangs
ty: thin kya
thanks: thanukla
thank: screw you
paid: got dem benjamins
work: dancin
but: buttttttttt
hos: danca's
hoes: tools wot be 4 dancin
hoe: tool wot be 4 farmin
farm: dance
farmin: dancin
farming: dancing
bunny: wabbit
rabbit: coin dancin mofo sheep-asf cat dogs
cat: dog
dog: cat
cats: dogs
dogs: cats
ocelot: dog
ocelots: dogs
bunnies: wabbitses
rabbits: coin dancin mofo sheep-asf cat dogs
skeleton: boney mofo
skeleton: boney mofos
spider: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
spiders: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
cave: dank
totally: fo-shiz-nizzly
boob: bouncas
boobs: bouncy funbags
cow: cattle
cows: doggle
ghast: ghoooooooooooooooooooosttttsss
ghasts: GHOSTIES
creepers: creep-out-sneak-out
zombie: zombeh
zombies: ZOMBIZZLE
magma: dancin' lil'
cube: kitten
cubes: kitties
squid: fishies
squids: fish
bear: big hairy man
cavespider: lil balls of NOPE
cavespiders: lil ball of NOPE
have: hav
been: bin
drinking: da-rankin'
drinkin: da-rankee
chicken: cuties
chickens: cutie
bad: turrible
terrible: bafd
sucks: licks
suck: lick
kick: smack a bit with me leg
bow: Glock
arrow: bullet
arrows: rounds
kiss: slurp ur face
your: ur
damn: GOSH-DURNIT BOBBY
with: wit
him: dat boi
her: dat LADY
hers: OVER DERE
his: OVER DERE
hang: kill
hanging: killing
hanging: killin
scare: Fa-fa-fa-faRIGHTIN
scared: Fa-fa-fa-faRIGHTIND
do: dew
in: on
on: in
arent: aint
"aren't": aint
dont: aint
"don't": aint
not: nahhht
script:
- if !<player.has_flag[denizzle]> {
- determine <def[1]>
- queue clear
}
- define temp ""
- foreach "<def[1].split[ ]>" {
- define temp "<def[temp]><script.yaml_key[data.<def[value].to_lowercase>]||<def[value]>> "
}
- determine "<script.yaml_key[prefixes].random> <def[temp]><script.yaml_key[suffixes].random>"
denizzlin_version:
type: version
name: Denizzlin
id: 103
description: Denizzles stuff.
version: 1.01
denizzlin_world:
type: world
debug: false
events:
on player chats:
- if <server.flag[no_denizzle]> {
- queue clear
}
- determine "<proc[denizzle].context[<context.message.escaped>].unescaped>"