Paste #34977: Edit of P#34961 Denizzlin

Date: 2016/07/23 20:21:18 UTC-07:00
Type: Denizen Script

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denizzlin_command:
    type: command
    name: denizzlin
    debug: false
    description: Denizzles your denizzlins!
    usage: /denizzlin
    script:
    - if <player.has_flag[denizzle]> {
      - flag player denizzle:!
      - narrate "<&c>Off!"
      }
      else {
      - flag player denizzle
      - narrate "<&2>On!"
      }

denizzle:
    type: procedure
    debug: false
    prefixes:
    - yo so
    - hey yo
    - what up
    - I ain't no dancer but uh
    - dis dawg says
    - well I ain't never but uh
    - Yo listen up
    suffixes:
    - ... aight?
    - mkay?
    - aight?
    - Get dat?
    - ya feel?
    - ya feel me?
    - GOT IT?
    - Make sense mah dawg?
    - got it straight?
    data:
        the: da
        what: wOT
        my: mah
        you: u
        are: r
        i: me
        three: tree
        3: tree
        to: 2
        two: tooo
        2: too
        hey: hAAYYY
        up: UP
        down: on dis floor here
        get: git
        go: git
        guy: '"The Guy."'
        done: dun
        isnt: aint
        "isn't": aint
        thing: thang
        hello: what be crackin
        goodbye: OUT
        bye: PEACE
        good: bOMB
        stuff: sheeet
        alright: aight
        sellin: dealin
        selling: dealing
        sell: deal
        how: wot
        why: for wot
        yo: WHAT IS CRACKALACKING
        sup: Dawgs guezz wut
        friend: dawg
        person: dawg
        other: not dis da but uh that one
        stop: stahp
        no: naaahh
        yes: YUPYUP
        sure: shizzle
        for: fo
        because: cuz
        that: dat
        it: dis
        this: dis
        its: dis be
        straight: strizzle
        real: rizzle
        frank: rick
        luthien: lady medginton
        art: all dat fancy lookin shiz
        shit: shiz
        fuck: duck
        ass: donkeh
        donkey: donkehhh
        cunt: australian friend
        nig: friend
        nigger: black friend
        butt: da back end of a female
        butthole: da cRACK sON
        dick: pickle
        penis: pickle
        cock: pickle
        player: friend
        npc: non playa-hatin karrot
        playable: playa-hating
        character: karrot
        gold: shiny stuff
        diamond: shiny ASF stufz
        iron: bitta shiny stuff
        golds: shiny stuff
        diamonds: shiny ASF stufz
        irons: bitta shiny stuff
        ore: shine
        ores: shinies
        drugs: candy
        candy: drugs
        victims: children
        targets: children
        victim: child
        target: child
        kid: chiiiiiiiillld
        hell: AWwww heeellll
        heck: o no
        darn: dawg wut?
        dang: wow no
        darnit: flippity
        rip: This Dawg Needsa Be Restin In no Pieces
        peace: pieces
        pieces: peaces
        rest: rap
        rap: sing the holy musical stylins
        lord: DA SWEET LAWRDY JESUS
        jesus: OH YES MAH LAWRD
        god: HIM WOT BE ABOVE US ALLLLL SON
        bible: DA GUD BOOK
        christ: YES PLEASE OUR GOOD LORD YES
        please: pl0x
        satan: HELLLLLLLLLL NAH I AiN'T TALKIN BOUT NO DEBBIL
        devil: DEBBIIILLLL
        voldemort: he who must not be named
        angel: space demons
        demon: land angels
        angels: space demon
        demons: land angel
        book: the thing wot with words in it
        heaven: spaceland
        fag: friendly friend
        faggot: friendliest friend
        lucifer: his holiness below
        silver: shiny
        cipher: noob
        noob: n00bz0rs
        daddy: OH DADDEH YES
        ho: horse
        evil: darkness of the lord
        love: evil backwards
        muslim: durn torrirsts
        boy: boi
        girl: LADIES
        lady: LADIES
        weed: marry-jew-wanna
        crack: crack cocaine, no sir mr officer sir
        fuckbuddy: white friend
        fuckbuddies: white friends
        bitch: bee-yotch
        witch: wee-yotch
        prick: pinnacle
        name: Sticka
        gun: strap
        nameplate: sticka
        nick: sticka
        roleplay: erotic roleplay
        rp: ERP
        is: was
        was: is
        going: dancin
        bed: sleepy hole
        lol: I be laughing lika a MOTHAflippa
        killed: popped
        kill: pop
        lmao: I laugh so hard I broke my spine
        lmfao: i laugh dawg
        fuckboy: NERD
        money: dead pres'dents
        slang: schlong
        schlong: sticka
        pussy: kitty
        pussies: kitties
        ha: HAHAHAHA
        haha: HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
        hahaha: Ha. Meh.
        hahahaha: MEH!
        hahahahaha: MEH!!!!
        rofl: I laugh like a broke as beyotch
        help: dance
        helping: dancing
        hard: HARDER THAN YOU EVER HAVE BEFORE
        so: sooooyyyy
        dead: broked
        cash: dead preddits
        shoot: launch a rocket at
        head: the thing on top
        man: triggerboi
        crazy: cray-cray
        crazies: CRAY BOIS
        pvp: STEP UP
        fight: STEP UP AN
        an: a
        a: an
        today: 2day
        yesterday: da day b4
        before: b4
        yes: YEAAAHH
        brother: bruh
        bruh: brothaaa
        cocaine: TEH GOOD SHEITSS
        officer: ociffer
        police: coppa
        cop: pig
        pig: coppa
        best: beast
        beast: wiiiild
        wild: craaaaay
        sheep: all dem chillens wot be runnin around
        piglet: Tiny thing
        baby: bae
        villager: people wot deal em candy
        raid: drive-by
        drive: droove
        by: biii
        grass: weed
        stone: I'M SO STONED
        bedrock: solid asf stuff
        tree: mah deek
        guard: solja boi
        guardian: solja boy
        solider: solja boii
        ender: fartha
        enderman: distant boi
        enderdragon: flappin nonsense from space yo
        nether: heeeeellllll nah
        dragon: space flappa
        creeper: dude in a van yo
        vampire: blood-sucka
        dream: darkness
        dreams: darkness
        sir: dawg listen here I got nothing against ya but y'all ain't be no "sir" mkay?
        troll: rollin' rollin' rollin' on dis railroad yo
        trollin: gang bangin'
        trolling: TRALALALALALALA
        trolls: them peeps wot dance for no gud
        those: them
        ichebod: DA LORD
        ichabode: HOUSIN
        kys: kiss me
        yourself: yoouuuuu
        shitting: droppin loads
        shittin: dropping loads
        shitin: drop dem loads
        shiting: dropin loads
        fucking: dancin
        fuckin: danciNG
        okay: yo LISTEN UP
        great: grATE
        things: thangs
        ty: thin kya
        thanks: thanukla
        thank: screw you
        paid: got dem benjamins
        work: dancin
        but: buttttttttt
        hos: danca's
        hoes: tools wot be 4 dancin
        hoe: tool wot be 4 farmin
        farm: dance
        farmin: dancin
        farming: dancing
        bunny: wabbit
        rabbit: coin dancin mofo sheep-asf cat dogs
        cat: dog
        dog: cat
        cats: dogs
        dogs: cats
        ocelot: dog
        ocelots: dogs
        bunnies: wabbitses
        rabbits: coin dancin mofo sheep-asf cat dogs
        skeleton: boney mofo
        skeleton: boney mofos
        spider: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        spiders: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
        cave: dank
        totally: fo-shiz-nizzly
        boob: bouncas
        boobs: bouncy funbags
        cow: cattle
        cows: doggle
        ghast: ghoooooooooooooooooooosttttsss
        ghasts: GHOSTIES
        creepers: creep-out-sneak-out
        zombie: zombeh
        zombies: ZOMBIZZLE
        magma: dancin' lil'
        cube: kitten
        cubes: kitties
        squid: fishies
        squids: fish
        bear: big hairy man
        cavespider: lil balls of NOPE
        cavespiders: lil ball of NOPE
        have: hav
        been: bin
        drinking: da-rankin'
        drinkin: da-rankee
        chicken: cuties
        chickens: cutie
        bad: turrible
        terrible: bafd
        sucks: licks
        suck: lick
        kick: smack a bit with me leg
        bow: Glock
        arrow: bullet
        arrows: rounds
        kiss: slurp ur face
        your: ur
        damn: GOSH-DURNIT BOBBY
        with: wit
        him: dat boi
        her: dat LADY
        hers: OVER DERE
        his: OVER DERE
        hang: kill
        hanging: killing
        hanging: killin
        scare: Fa-fa-fa-faRIGHTIN
        scared: Fa-fa-fa-faRIGHTIND
        do: dew
        in: on
        on: in
        arent: aint
        "aren't": aint
        dont: aint
        "don't": aint
        not: nahhht
    script:
    - if !<player.has_flag[denizzle]> {
      - determine <def[1]>
      - queue clear
      }
    - define temp ""
    - foreach "<def[1].split[ ]>" {
      - define temp "<def[temp]><script.yaml_key[data.<def[value].to_lowercase>]||<def[value]>> "
      }
    - determine "<script.yaml_key[prefixes].random> <def[temp]><script.yaml_key[suffixes].random>"

denizzlin_version:
  type: version
  name: Denizzlin
  id: 103
  description: Denizzles stuff.
  version: 1.01

denizzlin_world:
    type: world
    debug: false
    events:
        on player chats:
        - if <server.flag[no_denizzle]> {
          - queue clear
          }
        - determine "<proc[denizzle].context[<context.message.escaped>].unescaped>"