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 RDM_Version:
     type: version
     name: RandomDeathMessages
     id: 36
     description: Picks a random message that suits the reason of your death.
-    version: 2
+    version: 3
 
 # Random Death Messages
 #
 # Written by Mwthorn
 #   
 # This script overrides the normal death messages with some more interresting and fun messages.
 # Can be expandable for other deaths and more random messages.
 # If you have some good death messages, write to me in IRC and I might add them next version.
 #
 # Do note the death-reasons are in a specific order, this is because it checks for any specefic mobs before it checks for "players" because they are technical mobs too :P
 #
 # Thank You credits:
 # - Carisus 
 # - BlackCoyote
 #   
 # TODO:
 # - Add further deaths while player does anoher action (died while doing something)
 
 RDM_Events:
     type: world
     debug: true
     events:
         on system time hourly: 
-        - webget "http://morphanone.space/webizen.aspx/tracker?script=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[id]>&version=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[version]>" 
+        - webget "http://stats.denizenscript.com/tracker?script=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[id]>&version=<s@RDM_Version.yaml_key[version]>" 
     
         on player death:
         - choose "<context.message>":
             - case "<player.name> died":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> died to something"
                     - determine "<player.name> had an unknown death"
                     - determine "<player.name> somehow died"
                     - determine "<player.name> suddenly died"
                     - determine "<player.name> must have died to something"
                     #- determine "HAHAHA <player.name> is a deskchair!"
                     # Used for testing... left if there cause it was the first one :P
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell out of the world":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> might have fallen into the void"
                     - determine "<player.name> had its legacy in the void"
                     - determine "<player.name> took a peak into the fourth dimension"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to see what was under the world" 
                     - determine "<player.name> discovered there was nothing to see under the world" 
                     - determine "<player.name> now knows you can<&sq>t build a house under the world" 
                     - determine "<player.name> found out the void has nothing in it" 
                     - determine "<player.name> just voided there warranty" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell from a high place":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> fell of cliff"
                     - determine "<player.name> did not just break a leg"
                     - determine "<player.name> did not bring a parachute"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to fly like a bird"
                     - determine "<player.name> was on its way to hell"
                     - determine "<player.name> underestimated gravity"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> hit the ground too hard":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> did not even care"
                     - determine "<player.name> did not land properly"
                     - determine "<player.name> tripped over and fell"
                     - determine "<player.name> forgot to tuck and roll"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> suffocated in a wall":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> thought it was 9 3/4"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to be a block"
                     - determine "<player.name> was squashed by a block"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to wanabe a worm"
                     - determine "<player.name> forgot to look out for gravel" 
                     - determine "<player.name> wanted to see what the inside of a block looked like" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> drowned":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to be a fish"
                     - determine "<player.name> became seaweed"
                     - determine "<player.name> could not breathe underwater"
                     - determine "<player.name> forgot a divingsuit"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> burned to death":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> could not find water"
                     - determine "<player.name> got burnt out"
                     - determine "<player.name> was on fire"
                     - determine "<player.name> was flamed on"
                     - determine "<player.name> became a burning player"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> blew up":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> thought it was cake"
                     - determine "<player.name> was blown to pieces"
                     - determine "<player.name> stood too close to an explosion"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> tried to swim in lava":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> became obsidian"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to swim out of the lava"
                     - determine "<player.name> had a hot bath"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> went up in flames":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> had a blast of fire"
                     - determine "<player.name> stood still in the fire"
                     - determine "<player.name> was cooked too long"
                     - determine "<player.name> could not take the heat"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> withered away":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> withered into the abyss"
                     - determine "<player.name> withered into the universe"
                     - determine "<player.name> withered out of this world"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> starved to death":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> ate itself"
                     - determine "<player.name> was now no longer hungry"
                     - determine "<player.name> could not find any food"
                     - determine "<player.name> sucks at Minecraft" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was killed by magic":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> turned to stone"
                     - determine "<player.name> was magically killed"
                     - determine "<player.name> was consumed by magic"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was pricked to death":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> hugged a cactus"
                     - determine "<player.name> was stung to death by a deadly cactus"
                     - determine "<player.name> stood on a cactus"
                     - determine "<player.name> was stabed to death by an angry plant" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell off ladder":
                 - random {
                    - determine "<player.name> looked down" 
                    - determine "<player.name> missed a rung" 
                    - determine "<player.name> was drunk while climbing a ladder" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell off some vines":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was swinging like Tarzan, <&quo>was<&quo> swinging like Tarzan" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell out of the water":
                 - random {
                    - determine "<player.name> found the bottom of the water" 
                    - determine "<player.name> tried to swim into the air" 
                    - determine "<player.name> didn<&sq>t know water had a bottom" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was squashed by a falling anvil":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> had an anvil fall on their head" 
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to wear an anvil as a hat" 
                     - determine "<player.name> forgot anvils are affected by gravity" 
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell into a patch of fire":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> fell on some fire" 
                     - determine "<player.name> is wondering where that fire came from" 
                     - determine "<player.name> wanted to see if fire was hot"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> fell into a patch of cacti":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> jumped on some cacti" 
                     - determine "<player.name> didn<&sq>t look before he jumped" 
                     - determine "<player.name> fell on a plant with knives sticking out of it"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was struck by lightning":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> discovered electricity" 
                     - determine "<player.name> was killed by mother nature" 
                     - determine "<player.name> thought playing in the rain was a grand idea" 
                     - determine "<player.name> didn<&sq> see the lightning coming"
                 }
             # Killed by mobs
             - case "<player.name> was fireballed by Blaze":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was sprayed by Blaze"
                     - determine "<player.name> got burnt by Blaze"
                     - determine "<player.name> were hit hot by Blaze"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was fireballed by Ghast":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was sprayed by Ghast"
                     - determine "<player.name> got burnt by Ghast"
                     - determine "<player.name> were hit hot by Ghast"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was blown up by Creeper":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> did not hear the SSSsss from Creeper"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to hug a Creeper"
                     - determine "<player.name> became gunpowder with Creeper"
                     - determine "<player.name> was allahu akbar<&sq>ed by Creeper"
                     - determine "<player.name> was fragged by Creeper"
                 }
             # Shot by (Something)
             - case "<player.name> was shot by Skeleton":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was sniped by Skeleton"
                     - determine "<player.name> was no-scoped by Skeleton"
                     - determine "<player.name> took an arrow by Skeleton"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was shot by Arrow":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> got trapped with a Dispenser"
                     - determine "<player.name> was no-scoped by a Dispenser"
                     - determine "<player.name> activated a trap and died"
                 }
             # Players are always last checked (Shot by)
             - case "<player.name> was shot by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was head-shotted by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got assasinated by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> did not see the arrow from <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> had too many shots from <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got quick-scoped by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                 }
             # Slain by (something)
             - case "<player.name> was slain by Zombie Pigman":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> made a mistake by attacking Zombie Pigman"
                     - determine "<player.name> accidentely attacked Zombie Pigman"
                     - determine "<player.name> disturbed a Zombie Pigman"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was slain by Zombie":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was ambushed by Zombie"
                     - determine "<player.name>'s brain was eaten by Zombie"
                     - determine "<player.name> were overun by Zombie"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> was slain by Enderman":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was teleported away by an Enderman"
                     - determine "<player.name> had been taken to the void"
                     - determine "<player.name> looked at an Enderman"
                     - determine "<player.name> stared to much at an Enderman"
                     - determine "<player.name> looked upon the face of slender and met its ender"
                 }
             # Players are always last checked (Slain by)
             - case "<player.name> was slain by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was crushed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was slished by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> has fallen to <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was spiltted by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> has been cut off by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got wrecked by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got dominated by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was overwhelmed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> had a fight by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> tried to fight by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got owned by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> got rekt<&sq>ed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was GG<&sq>ed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was rejected by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was executed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name> was pwned by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                 }
             - case "<player.name> got finished off by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>":
                 - random {
                     - determine "<player.name> was shutdown by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                     - determine "<player.name><&sq>s head was claimed by <context.damager.name.to_titlecase>"
                 }
             # If the death is unknown. Display the normal message instead.
             # Use <context.cause> and <player.name> to debug the message.
             # Also check out http://minecraft.gamepedia.com/Health#Death_messages
             - default:
                 - determine "<context.message>"
-
 
 



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